Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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