Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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