The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I want her autograph on my taint
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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