Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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