I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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