And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
