It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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