It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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