I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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