maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My life is pants optional.
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