Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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