spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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