Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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