I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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