i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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