Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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