My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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