i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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