I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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