SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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