she was so not down for the gang bang
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Operation Purity has been aborted
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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