Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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