margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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