Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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