you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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