Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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