I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Just cropdusted the office
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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