1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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