I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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