is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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