Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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