I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
You don't make any sense
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