doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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