I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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