Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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