Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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