soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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