Porn is love you can see.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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