Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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