Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's official drugs can't kill me
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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