I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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