He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
What a dumb baby whore.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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