what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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