New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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