the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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