I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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