life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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