Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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