Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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