The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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