Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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