Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.