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did you hook up austin?

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No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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(269): did you hook up austin? (248): No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed http://tfl.nu/3mnz

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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?

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What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose

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(330): When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday? (440): What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose http://tfl.nu/ry2v

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(304): View more from West Virginia

when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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(304): when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick http://tfl.nu/j5fw

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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.

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(843): Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here. http://tfl.nu/2yn8

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(949): View more from California

We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.

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(949): We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom. http://tfl.nu/b4pt

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?

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(402): Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend? http://tfl.nu/ycxt

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..

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(978): I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital.. http://tfl.nu/5pzt

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?

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(717): sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that? http://tfl.nu/vb27

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(817): View more from Texas

there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...

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(817): there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution... http://tfl.nu/4s12

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you said candy land and then passed out.

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ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.

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(215): you said candy land and then passed out. (215): ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/gx08

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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again

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(714): I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again http://tfl.nu/ze4i

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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.

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(419): Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me. http://tfl.nu/g7iq

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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.

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(603): Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up. http://tfl.nu/6dgm

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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.

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(248): I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade. http://tfl.nu/28nt

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(443): View more from Maryland

THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS

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excuse me?

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I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.

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(443): THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS (1-443): excuse me? (443): I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car. http://tfl.nu/t356

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