Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis