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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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  so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

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  You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo

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• (727): View more from Florida

  But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.

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