The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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