i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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