Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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