That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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