I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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